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VORTEX CAGE Order
BUILT TO ORDER · 3-4 WEEK LEAD TIME

A desktop tornado.
EF3-rated.

The Vortex Cage is a hand-finished, custom 3D-printed tornado interceptor — engineered to withstand sustained winds of 165+ mph. Small enough for your desk. Tough enough for the plains.

Order Yours — €20 View Specs
165+ mph
EF3 rated
PLA
3D-printed
1 of 50
Numbered

Specifications

Survives what nature throws.

165+ mph
Wind rating

EF3 tornado equivalent, validated in a 1.2MW wind tunnel

-40°→140°F
Operating temp

PLA composite, glass-transition 176°F

1.4 lbs
Weight

Carbon-infused frame, brass anchor base

4.7 in
Height

Display-ready, detachable magnetic mounting plate

Engineering

A funnel that fights back.

Most 3D-printed forms collapse past 60 mph. The Vortex Cage is different — printed in a single continuous mono-frame using PLA, with a topology-optimized lattice tuned to deflect, not absorb.

  • Single-pass mono-frame
    No seams, no fasteners, no failure points.
  • Topology-optimized lattice
    Algorithmically generated ribbing — minimal material, maximum rigidity.
  • Brass anchor base
    Removable 200g weighted foot, magnetic, tarnish-resistant.
  • Wind-tunnel validated
    Each batch tested to 185 mph (EF3 margin) before shipping.
Anemometer measuring wind speed in the field
Field reference · anemometer
Material
PLA
Process
Mono SLA
Editions
Numbered
Lead time
3-4 weeks

Custom Finishes

Pick your storm.

Mobile weather monitoring station tracking storm conditions
Reference · field monitor
Black Ice
Stealth matte
Prairie Storm
Warm earth
Twilight
Cool indigo
Warning Red
High-vis

Reserve

Built when you order.

Every Vortex Cage is printed, finished, and wind-tested to your spec. Tell us what you want — we'll reply within 48 hours.

One fixed design. €20, shipped anywhere. Each unit numbered and signed.